Coffee Boy

Coffee Boy (The Gopher) portrayed by Lisha Cauthen

Coffee Boy (yes, that's his real name) started his life of crime as a first grader, knocking over the kindergartners' lemonade stands. He'd sneak up behind them with a banana, stick 'em up, take all their nickels and dimes, then eat the banana and get rid of the evidence. Consequently, he gained the moniker, "The Constipated Kid". He was never caught, but he always left behind his calling card--a banana peel. Today he's a well-groomed young man with an unctuous manner, like a maitre d' in a posh restaurant with a secret whore house in the back. Having some personal reasons to get close to Dirk Rockwell, Coffee Boy has taken the only job he can get in the actor's entourage: the gopher.

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