Recap of June 25

Fallout continues from yesterday's revelation about Hollyweird's very own Dirk Rockwell

Sam Marlowe's shocking article Dirk Rockwell, Exposed! set much of Hollyweird ablaze yesterday. Alex Berkley, agent to the stars and Dirk Rockwell, found himself in hot water trying to salvage Rockwell's floundering career and his own five-year-plan to dominate Hollyweird. Hotshot Phoenix MacAllister relished the news that 29-year-old heartthrob Rockwell is actually 39-year-old Eugene Wankle. Could this be MacAllister's moment to finally outshine his rival?

The news of Wankle/Rockwell's deception nearly unhinged the former Mrs. Rockwell, Carissa Ainsley, who has been beside herself with worry over the loss of her two Bengal cats - and their high-dollar jeweled collars. Meanwhile, Rockwell's current lady, Lilli LeMue, channeled her emotions into a compelling, and possibly disturbing, new artistic direction.

The article put a few kinks in some other plans as well. Blackmail atempts by Rockwell's gopher Coffee Boy went up in smoke, as did celebrity stalker Hanna Bleckter's dogged crusade to return the lost Bengals to Dirk - and force a face-to-face meeting with her former lover Eugene. The mother-son duo spent the day hurling not-so-veiled threats at each other.

Can Dirk's ever-faithful assistant Miss Plupp save the day with her calm, efficient ways, or is another tragedy about to unfold? Stay tuned to Tweet Mystery of Death!