TMOD Weekly Die-gest, June 15-19, 2009 (part 2)

Our Mystery of the Week involves the disappearance of Carissa and Dirk's cats, Nubia and Sheba (and their valuable collars) from Dirk's trailer (where he keeps them during "custodial visits").

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   missplupp One of the cats left something steaming and squishy in Mr. Rockwell's $1500 alligator loafers. Did Ms. Ainsley give them a diaretic? 18 Jun 2009 from Tweetie
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   CarissaAinsley @missplupp - forgot to remind you that Nubia and Sheba love to tear paper - Once they tore up Dirk's royalty check and he was so pissed! LOL 18 Jun 2009 from web
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   HannaBleckter "Dirk"has never liked cats, still no excuse for leaving the poor things locked up in a movie set trailer overnight...anything could happen 18 Jun 2009 from TweetDeck
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   dirkrockwell @CarissaAinsley The idea behind "shared custody" is that when I have the cats you stop calling, emailing, and twittering at me about them. 19 Jun 2009 from TwitterFox in reply to CarissaAinsley
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   CarissaAinsley Then I had this awful dream. Nubia and Sheba were in danger. It wasn't clear from what or from who! @missplupp - are they OKAY? 19 Jun 2009 from web
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   missplupp @CarissaAinsley Having a little trouble entering the trailer this morning. I can hear them meowing in there so please don't worry. 19 Jun 2009 from web
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   PhoenixMac @CarissaAinsley I'd love to meet your cats...and you! I'll be sure to bring some catnip with me...and maybe a bottle of wine...? :D 19 Jun 2009 from web in reply to CarissaAinsley
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   missplupp I've been out of touch most of the day. I'm so distressed. Mr. Rockwell asked me to take the cats, but how do you take what you can't find? 19 Jun 2009 from Tweetie
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   missplupp I've checked the trailer, the beach house (in case Mr. Rockwell brought them there), under the beachhouse, under the beach ... 19 Jun 2009 from Tweetie
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    missplupp Ms. Ainsley is going to be VERY upset. Come on, kitties ! WHERE ARE YOU? 19 Jun 2009 from Tweetie

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Our Overacting Award for the Week goes to Coffee Boy and Hanna Bleckter, after the revelation that Dirk's stalker, Hanna, is not only a former lover but that Coffee is their son!

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   coffee_boy I wonder...could the stalker be... 19 Jun 2009 from web
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   coffee_boy @HannaBleckter MOTHER, HAVE YOU BEEN TRYING TO CONTACT MY FATHER? ***plot point alert*** 19 Jun 2009 from web in reply to HannaBleckter
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   HannaBleckter @coffee_boy None of your biz, Jr. You're handing Gram's bombshell YOUR way, I'm handlin it MY way. You made that REAL clear. 19 Jun 2009 from TweetDeck in reply to coffee_boy
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   coffee_boy @HannaBleckter Still the loving mother I remember. I'll take that as a yes. Careful Moms. His teeth might be capped, but they still bite. 19 Jun 2009 from web in reply to HannaBleckter
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   HannaBleckter @coffee_boy @least I was THERE, even when those damn nanners backed up your bowels 24/7. And what makes you think biting is a BAD thing? 19 Jun 2009 from TweetDeck in reply to coffee_boy
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   coffee_boy @HannaBleckter Yeah. Most moms use prunes. You used to jump out of the shadows with a bloody monster mask. Tried to scare it out of me. 19 Jun 2009 from web in reply to HannaBleckter
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   HannaBleckter @coffee_boy Would you rather I used your Gram's old fashioned remedy, Smarta$$? Believe me, SHE was itchin to use that old red bag 19 Jun 2009 from TweetDeck in reply to coffee_boy
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   coffee_boy @HannaBleckter Why you would listen to the hag that PAID your one true love to run away from you... 19 Jun 2009 from web in reply to HannaBleckter
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   HannaBleckter @coffee_boy Given the Satanic spawn YOU turned out to be, it's more likely your father had a premonition and got as far away as possible. 19 Jun 2009 from TweetDeck in reply to coffee_boy
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    HannaBleckter @coffee_boy Too bad *I* didn't have that same premonition... 19 Jun 2009 from TweetDeck in reply to coffee_boy

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Can't you just feel the love?

And finally, our Cliffhanger of the Week comes from Dirk's latest project with the legendary actor, Sir Richard Smythe:

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   dirkrockwell On set with Sir Richard Smythe. His coffee isn't cold...why is mine? 15 Jun 2009 from TwitterFox
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   dirkrockwell Whew! Tough day on the set with co-star Sir Richard Smythe. That's right, co-starring with a legend. Equal billing is in my contract! 18 Jun 2009 from web
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   dirkrockwell @lillilemue Sorry, love. Sir Richard clears the set when filming off "red script pages". Doesn't want to give away the story or something. 18 Jun 2009 from TwitterFox in reply to lillilemue
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   dirkrockwell I asked Sir Richard if he ever had a stalker. He said that yes, he had one back in 1973. Followed him everywhere. Wouldn't leave him alone. 18 Jun 2009 from TwitterFox
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   dirkrockwell But he found a way to cure her obsession for good: he married her. 18 Jun 2009 from TwitterFox
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   dirkrockwell No more time for this circus. Big shoot tonight, on location. Ultra-secret "red script pages" with Sir Richard Smythe. 19 Jun 2009 from TwitterFox
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   PhoenixMac Dirk has a stalker? That's all he needs to make his ego bigger. AND he's in a closed set with Sir Richard tonight...how does he luck out?!?! 19 Jun 2009 from web
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   dirkrockwell Hmm... All these texts, voicemails, and DMs from @missplupp... Doesn't she know yet not to contact me when I'm working??? 20 Jun 2009 from TwitterFox
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   dirkrockwell Got to get back to the set. Tonight, Sir Richard Smythe will die!!! 20 Jun 2009 from TwitterFox

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